Shark Bait

pissedachios:

pissedachios:

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed?

oh sheet

bombing:

doctor: the operation was a success

me: i didn’t ask

cakeywakeyc:

wankingmax:

lunarphoenix:

zhongyoxong:

pirateshoyru:

everyone who reblogs this will receive a picture of spencer shay in their inbox 

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HOLY FUCK

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holy fuck i reblogged this like 2 minutes ago and it had like 30,000 notes omfg how did you do it so fast wow

Yoink

clvbpenguin:

my mom doesn’t even text me back

anti-keiara:

allbeautifulblackgirls:

wechippewa:

haussofkm:

magnacarterholygrail:

2damnfeisty:

fattielovesfashion:

sheishurr:

diaryofabaglady:

I want him to do ungodly things to me.

Mmhmm

Boyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.

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Tumblr posts like this, that involve beautiful men, make feel like a whore… Because uncontrollable thoughts occur.

Yo He’s fineee

Marry me right now.

Lordddddd

parzival221:

shak1ra:

redevoted:

bowserfucker:

oknope:

imagine reading a book of all the lies you’ve told 

IDK what kind of lives you all are leading, but this sounds like the boringest shit. “Yes I sent that email.” “Yeah, I like your outfit.” “I was sick.” “My mom said no” “No I wasn’t crying.” “Yes I read the Terms of Service”

what about a book of all the lies people have told you

Oh how the tables have tabled

Tables have tabled

hotboysofficial:

how to subtly approach your crush

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Reblog If You Can Take Off Your Bra Without Taking Your Shirt Off.

yay-someoneactually:

awomanfromitaly:

anukii:

mis-c3l-la-neous:

themishamigosofthemishapocalypse:

50eathaters:

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Girl’s are amazing

I think we broke the notes…

i feel like i’m reblogging history. “the post that broke the notes”

THERE ARE NO FUCKING NOTES

WE HAVE REACHED INFINITY

what the heLL

Um….guys….

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There are negative notes….

WHY ARE THERE NEGATIVE NOTES?

HOW ARE THERE NEGATIVE NOTES?!?!?!?!